Are You The Worst Idol - Disney Songs Week

Posted by thefunnystone on March 19th, 2007 at 9:29 AM
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Welcome back to round 3 of Are You the Worst Idol, VFTW's very own bad singing competition. The more you suck and make us laugh, the more votes you get! Sadly, we had to say goodbye to CutieCutieCakeHoney last week, and we all miss him dearly! This week's theme is Disney songs, so take a listen to these butchered ballads and vote for your favorites in the poll (click "read more" to get to the poll). You have until Thursday at noon Eastern time to vote, and the person with the lowest vote total will be eliminated. So make sure to vote for your favorites!

Moose - Can You Feel the Love Tonight
Grima - Two Worlds
Turdparty - The Siamese Cat Song
Lianimal - The Bare Necessities
Laura - Zero To Hero (Sanjaya Version)
MagickPoultry - The Bells of Notre Dame
Johnnywang57 - You'll Be in My Heart
Macattack16 - Reflection

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hatewhatyouaredoing
Posted: March 19, 2007 - 2:39pm
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Why would you want to hurt Sanjaya like this? It's one thing for you to want to bring down American Idol - which is strange, but why this young kid? His talent is what it is. If people vote "honestly" then he'll either stay or leave accordingly. But to vote for him because you say he is the "worst" and obviously just a pawn in this sick game you are playing, is just beyond cruel.  Why would you want to destroy him this way?
Grima
Posted: March 19, 2007 - 5:25pm
Joined: 21 May 2006

Why would you want to destroy him this way?

 Geez, I didn't think Lianimal's singing was that bad. 

 

My Mom: You sound like Tom Petty with a headcold.

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WhatsADikfur
Posted: March 19, 2007 - 6:17pm
Joined: 22 May 2006

 I asked my 10 year old son to be a guest judge, and give each of the songs a listen and a score on a 0-10 scale. Here's his scores:

Moose - Can You Feel the Love Tonight 0/10
Grima - Two Worlds 1/10
Turdparty - The Siamese Cat Song 2/10
Lianimal - The Bare Necessities 3/10
Laura - Zero To Hero (Sanjaya Version) 4/10
MagickPoultry - The Bells of Notre Dame 1/10
Johnnywang57 - You'll Be in My Heart 1/10
Macattack16 - Reflection -1/10

If choosing a "worst idol", Macattack16 sucked the hardest and gets our vote; but the poll asks us to vote for our favorite AYTWI Disney performance, and Laura would get our vote as favorite if we are to choose the least horrible and painful to listen to.

 I need voting guidance, are we suppossed to vote for the Melinda or Sanjaya of the bunch? Help!

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Laura
Posted: March 19, 2007 - 7:05pm
Joined: 22 May 2006
4 out of 10 from a 10-year old judge?  AWESOME!  Thank your son for me!  
sasquatch
Posted: March 19, 2007 - 11:55pm
Joined: 06 Mar 2007
aw, i liked cutiecutiecakehoney (and by "liked" i mean thought was the most entertainingly crappy). my new favorite is macattack. bring on the ear-splitting awesomeness!!
Lianimal
Posted: March 20, 2007 - 1:50am
Joined: 21 May 2006
Grima, my suckage knows no boundaries....lol
Lianimal
Posted: March 20, 2007 - 1:52am
Joined: 21 May 2006
Hey!  How'd you get 4?  I only got 3!  I know, I know, it's because you're better-looking *sigh*  Always a fug hausfau, never a bride! lol
WhatsADikfur
Posted: March 20, 2007 - 10:31am
Joined: 22 May 2006

Lianimal,

My 10 year old gave a listen and a score. I would have reversed these two; a 4 for you and a 3 for Laura. I also suspect that a number of the worst scorers were faking being bad, or artificially augmenting their badness, but my son did not think they were faking their wretchedness.

You were good, really good (if a 3/10 or 4/10 can be called good), which may not be good for this competition.

Since I think the worst were faking it, I've decided to vote for the best, and will be voting for Laura, and even worse for a Worster - I'm going to vote split and throw a vote or two your way.

 

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constantgamer62
Posted: March 21, 2007 - 12:35pm
Joined: 21 Mar 2007

id say moose dominated here

we shd send him to real idol so we can hav sum1 2 vote for next year

Kelly518
Posted: March 30, 2007 - 5:23pm
Joined: 27 Mar 2007
Macattack16 by far the best! My family was cracking up.