Pig Vagina's Out, Mark is in the Top 7!
Posted by thefunnystone on July 29, 2008 - 5:42pm
Mark Day is in the top 7! He was in the bottom 3 this week, but luckily, Canada made the right choice and saved him. Sadly, we did lose the younger Pig Vagina, an oustanding VFTW backup for his unintentionally hilarious performances. But hey, if it's to save Mark, we're all for it. Bye bye, Piggy. We'll see Mark next week in the top 7. He MUST make Anne Murray week!
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Yeah, I still think Pig the Younger should've been gone last week, but he suffered the same fate as Planty Smithson, voted off for a decent performance after surviving with two crappy ones. Well, Mark and Earl are around as is Drew whom I also dig (screw you guys, but screw you gently).
Mookie's been in trouble lately, but he got to say goodbye to the last vestige of that group of pompous Piggy pricks and their Ruskie hooch that he implicitly told to go screw themselves after the top 200. I know that was a long sentence, but it's okay; it had enough blastings to make up for me diggin' the Hobbit.
Amberly was a little better than usual, but she's gotta take that mic off of the stand and move around with it. She's gotta practice it though, so she doesn't get as pitchy (dawg) as she was in week 3. It's sad that she's the last cute one to see after our beloved Froggie Katherine was thrown out (what were you thinking Canada, America is ashamed of you) :)
Mark has got to change it up too if he wants to stay out of the bottom 3 next week. Sing with some energy next week so you don't leave us so soon.
Finally, the bottm 3 tracker:
Drew: 0
Earl: 0
Mitch: 0
Theo: 0
Mark: 1
Amberly: 1
Mookie: 2
It's anyone's game then, I think, though sadly Mookie's fate is looking grim. Anyway, I'm gone to visit my grandma and uncle in San Juan with no internet connection, so y'all are free of me for 2 weeks :-D
Poster on another board has pointed out that with Tom Jones in charge of helping contestants next week, Mark Day will probably sing "It's Not Unusual" while doing the Carlton Dance (from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air).
He better!
"Poster on another board has pointed out that with Tom Jones in charge of helping contestants next week, Mark Day will probably sing "It's Not Unusual" while doing the Carlton Dance (from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air)." -Dee Funkt
If that's the case, I need to buy a shotgun and say "I am the angel of death. The time of purification is at hand" while polishing it. (It's from the Simpsons. Don't take it seriously.)
Oh no!! Does this mean we have to retire "A PIG'S VAGINAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"?
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-nemoes (commenting on Constantine Maroulis'chest)
That's exactly what I was thinking. I guess this means the end of the pig vagina soundclip, right Dave?
I will never retire it. Never!