We always knew he was corny...
There are no words. Who the hell designed this travesty? Looks like it was some place called Cornbelly's. We wonder if you have to gasp and wheeze as you run through the maze. And the idiot Gaspytards want to "get lost in his eyes." Please. Get lost. Tell no one you are leaving and stay there. Forever.
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From the Gaspytard Forum: "This gives a new meaning to the phrase, 'getting lost in David's eyes' ."
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
As a fellow Utahn, I'm embarrassed that a person(s) who seemingly have little to do with their lives, decides to make...that. I'm even *more* embarrassed for the people who want to *pay* to go through this pathetic waste of good corn.
You couldn't pay ME to go through that!
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See the pupils in his eyes? That isn't corn, it's frau. One can fit in each eye. How else could they be seen from an airplane?
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I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that it was made in general, or that I just sat there and tried to find the exit. :yall
But that... is seriously awful. What messages are we sending the aliens? I'm thinking TARGET!
How can you get lost in a squint?
What a waste of food.
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Hey, I solved the maze!!! Take the corridor all the way and then turn left at the last turnoff. Then right, then another right, then left to the end, then left again, then right, then left, then circle around Archie's head, then . . .
uhhmmm, what?? Yeah, you're right, I have no life.
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That's scarier than the maze in The Shining.
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...I thought this was fake... O_o
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I don't think I'll ever be able to eat corn again.
Great - instead of children we now have Fantards of the Corn. Words fail me at times like this.
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