David Cook has set an album release date, November 18th. He's also launched DavidCookOfficial.com. Why, you may ask? Because either he or his management company is smart enough to know they need to get some money off of these tards who spend every minute of every day lusting after his big head. To lure in the tards, David is even starting his own e-mail address on the site that he will personally check, David@DavidCookOfficial.com (feel free to send him letters). He's also only going to send information about his new single to people who sign up for his mailing list. We can't hate on that, because hey, it's brilliant to get a piece of that cow pie. Corral the frauen in one spot and force them to feed from your barn. Now if only we could corral them all in real life and then ship them off to a remote location without electricity.
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