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Remember that story we posted about Adam Lambert being a diva (well it's like 2 posts down, so you should probably remember it)? Turns out it may have been planted by the idiot Claymates because they were mad that Adam was insulting Clay Aiken. I know, right? Clay Aiken still has fans! We'll sit back and grab popcorn while Adam and Clay's fans attack each other and look like morons. Entertainment value for years! Remember, these are all ugly, fat housewives who still think they can get into Clay and Adam's pants. That makes it all the better.

Clay Aiken blogged about Adam Lambert's loss, saying that he was happy because Adam was the perfect example of a professional who didn't need Idol to help his career. Clay wishes the show would go back to trying to find undiscovered talent instead of pimping proven failures like Carly Smithson (the Carly comparison is ours, not his. We just like to use her as a punching bag.) Clay blogged:

"The show was different then, and folks made it in seasons 1-3 because they were "real" people who happened to sing/entertain well. But, somewhere along the way, AI stopped being about real people.In a battle between David and Goliath, my money is on David!

I think many voters got sick of being "told who to vote for". I think many were turned off by the blatant favoritism shown towards one contestant. Therefore, on that last night, they used their votes against a contestant that they were tired of hearing about and for the contestant who had been written off. And, at the same time, I think they voted AGAINST an American Idol that has, for four years now, been more about the slick productions and polished contestants than it has been about finding the raw talent that it did in its first three seasons."

Preach it! Though Clay does leave out that he was pimped beyond belief at the expense of other contestants, just like Adam was. But does this make Clay Aiken a sort-of Worster?

You may remember that Clay Aiken fans killed his career by over-requesting his songs and annoying everyone with constant attacks to anyone who would speak poorly of Clay. The Claymates also attacked anyone who called him gay, which led to the ridiculous reaction they had when Clay outed himself last year. Now, Craig Hlavaty barely mentions Clay Aiken as having bad music in a Houston Press blog and the Claymates pounce! Most hilarious is that they accuse Craig of being homophobic. Silly, idiots! The best part is that after the few rabid fools are done, everyone mocks them relentlessly.

"Wow, looks like another person who likes to hate on someone else, this time, Clay Aiken, so that they can try to be funny. Since I love his singing, I guess beauty is in the "eye" of the beholder. And it looks like you have none. Evidently no ears either" - Brooke

"Don't you just hate these homophobic morons? I bet Craig never heard a single Clay Aiken's song in his life." - Jen

"Why in the world are you knocking Clay Aiken? Have you heard his music? I didn't think so! Clay is not only a great singer, he's also a consummate entertainer and a wonderful humanitarian. PLUS, it's no longer cool to diss Clay Aiken!" - Kit

Entertainment Weekly reports that Clay Aiken will be a guest on an April episode of America's Next Top Model for an acting challenge. Fierce! Maybe the stylists can help Clay with his unfortunate recent wardrobe choices. Clay will also be a guest judge on the panel. Hopefully he's a Worster and will help the overdramatic, whiny girl stick around for another week. Though we're such with Tyra's ego, Clay won't get to say much.

Let's see the frauen deny that Clay is gay now. He and his boyfriend Reed Kelly are seen here in promotional pictures for the closing of Spamalot. Clay is still looking tragic, but at least he's going to really piss off the homophobic Claymates with these pictures. Yay for Clay! He's so much more fun as an out gay man.

We're not sure where these pictures came from, but Clay Aiken is looking mighty hideous these days. Seriously, dude. You have an attractive boyfriend. You're out of the closet and living a good life with a new son. Why are you dressing and looking like one of your 45 year old deluded female fans? What is going on here?

ETA: Update, here's where the pictures came from.

Star Magazine is reporting that Clay Aiken is dating Broadway dancer Reed Kelly. The article says, "They even appeared together at Rosie O'Donnell's Building Dreams for Kids gala last month. 'It was obvious they were a couple,' a partygoers says." Good for Clay, he deserves some hot man sex after having to put up with the suffocation of frauen that makes up his fanbase. In other news, the frauen do not believe this news, saying that they will not believe it until it comes from Clay's own mouth. Remember what happened last time you said you wouldn't believe Clay was gay until he said it? Stupid, stupid frauen.

There's just too much good stuff. Here are most posts from around the internet of Clay Aiken's idiot fans reacting to Clay coming out of the closet.

"My dad was the first person to break the news to me when I came home from an errand this evening. As soon as the news reached my ears, the blood drained from my face and a literal rush of shock surged through my body. My face fell. For a few milliseconds I felt...nothing. Not long after that, I shut myself up in my room and wept silently, my heart breaking. This has all happened during a rough time in my life so that makes it all the more painful for me. I just...I don't know what to do. I'll probably never hear the end of it from my dad. Part of me still thinks this is all a dream, yet the whole of me knows it isn't. I will be withdrawing any financial support of him, as my beliefs do not condone his lifestyle. However, I will continue to pray for him and await further details on the situation."

"Clay has lied to me for five and a half years, telling me he is not gay, letting me think that lies were told about him in tabloids, etc.on and on. I loved Clay very much; but as hurt as I am right now, I do not like people who betray me, so I am gone, which will make some people happy, but I can no longer support a man I no longer admire. I think it is disgusting that Clay is having a "coming out" at the same time as announcing his son. Very poor timing -- just disgusting. Someday his son will see the cover of that magazine and find out how he was introduced to the world. Very sad. -- well, goodbye all.

We bring you some more Claymate fan reactions about his coming out from around the internet. The first place is even closing their message board thread every few minutes to edit people's posts. Hilarious! This stuff might be better than the Mail Bag. There's too much for the page, so click "read more" to see everything.

"I think many will realize tomorrow that he is saying he is Happy = Gay. Happy about his new son, Parker. Not that he likes men."

"WORD! It wasn't until I saw Clay in Spamalot that I became convinced that he had not been telling us the truth (I can't put my finger on what it was, exactly, but I just felt it in my gut for the first time during that performance); then when the story about the baby was reported I believed it was confirmation that he was, in fact, gay and I had allowed myself to be deceived all those years. Now I think that Clay wants to have his cake and eat it too: He wants us to continue to love him and to support him even though he is not the person we were led to believe he was, and he wants us to embrace the person he always was but is just now admitting to being and who I would never have supported if I had been told the truth in the first place! I know he wants me to feel sorry for him but I don't. I think he has known since puberty. I just wish he would have kept quiet about it instead of blabbing in a major publication. Now I have to endure the humiliation of being proven to be incredibly STUPID! I have donated all my Clay Aiken tee shirts, CDs, etc. to charity and some of the stuff ended up in the landfill, which is a good place for it. To Clay I say: Depart from me, I never knew you. "

Some highlights from the suffocation of Clay Aiken's frauen and their reaction to his coming out here. By the way, just as geese come in a gaggle, and crows come in a murder, a group of frauen is called a suffocation.

"I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. I feel sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Of course its true. No other reason to have a kid in that way. I feel like crying."

"This is a gut wrenching day for The ClayNation. Somebody wake me up, I hope its a dream"

"please tell me I'm not the only one who is shocked beyond belief! I feel numb I'm so upset. This can't be real!! How can you guys say this won't change anything? This changes EVERYTHING. I don't even know what to think right now."

"Murah, I am so upset about this, I can't even think straight. My head hurts because as soon as I saw the cover, I burst out in tears and haven't been able to stop ever since. If this turns out to be true, I don't know if I can accept it because it would mean he lied to us all of these years. He told us the rumors were not true, he told us he was not gay and to now here it from the media and not him is just too much. The baby story was tough enough to handle, but I don't think I can deal with this. If he's happy, good for him, but I've always hated being lied to. What really bothers me is that if it turns out to be true, how can I not think twice about all the JP stuff. Once someone lies to me, it's really hard for me to ever trust them again. I've always been able to put up with a lot from people but don't lie to me. I do not tolerate liars. I won't know what to believe anymore. I have believed in Clay, I have defended him. I have taken so much crap over the years from co-workers as well as my own family. I don't know how I'm going to deal with this."

Just wait until tomorrow when the People cover is on People.com. We'll have some delicious fireworks. VFTW Victory!