David Cook

David Cook "Light On" Video (Sponsored by Lite FM)





106.7 Lite FM is sponsoring David Cook's new video. They are also playing such rocking artists on their station as Leona Lewis and Natasha Bedingfield. FAIL. But you can click above to see the music video. It's about a girl who falls in love with a homely guy working at a diner.

Previews from David Cook's Upcoming Album





They're all boring ballads except one. He isn't even rocking as hard as Daughtry, and Daughtry rocks about as hard as Mariah Carey. 19E sucked the life out of him, what a ridiculous disappointment. Look for this album in the $1 bin in a few weeks.

David Cook Performs Light On on SNL





This song sucks.

David Cook Album Cover



Wow, that's pretty bad. Too much guyliner and not hiding his receding hairline very well. Sorry dude, this seems kind of sad. Hopefully the music is better than "Light On", because it'd be nice to see a decent Idol album every now and then, but we're not holding our breath.

David Cook First Single - Light On



AOL Popeater has the first listen to David Cook's first single, Light On. We think it's incredibly generic and the screaming in the verses is painfully poserific. As Chile put it, "ballads are boring." Isn't David supposed to be a rocker? Even the big headed one is better than this crappy song. Then again, it was produced by some douche who produces Kid Rock songs, so that might explain why it's so bad. Opinions?

David Cook Launches "Fan Community", Sets Album Release Date



David Cook has set an album release date, November 18th. He's also launched DavidCookOfficial.com. Why, you may ask? Because either he or his management company is smart enough to know they need to get some money off of these tards who spend every minute of every day lusting after his big head. To lure in the tards, David is even starting his own e-mail address on the site that he will personally check, David@DavidCookOfficial.com (feel free to send him letters). He's also only going to send information about his new single to people who sign up for his mailing list. We can't hate on that, because hey, it's brilliant to get a piece of that cow pie. Corral the frauen in one spot and force them to feed from your barn. Now if only we could corral them all in real life and then ship them off to a remote location without electricity.

A really disgusting trend has popped up regarding Jason Castro and his family. It appears that they are milking his idiot fans for money... and the fans are going along with it. It appears that his fans bought Jason's family free flights to Los Angeles among other things, and now the fans are raising money to purchase him a computer because he's complaining that his isn't working well. Can't these idiot fans think of something better to do with their money? Castro is going to pocket enough money from the Idol tour to buy himself his own damn computer. Michael Johns and David Cook have been much more tactful and are encouraging their fans to send any donations to Luke Menard's family, as Luke is currently battling cancer and his medical bills are very high. David and Michael have shown themselves to have class, and it's commendable. This has just led the Castrotards to fight amongst themselves over who deserves money more, and it's pretty hilarious. We'll spell it out for you... you are an idiot if you buy Jason Castro a computer. And Jason is ridiculous to encourage his fans to do this. When will it end? No time soon. Now Ramiele is posting blogs, sad that she doesn't have a guitar. Buy your own damn guitar, woman. You people are sad.

David Cook's New Tattoo



First Daughtry. Then Pocket Tool. Then the human canvas of pure waste that is Carly Smithson. Now this. Don't these people have any kind of barometer telling them they're putting hideous markings on their body? Haven't any of them seen good looking tattoos? They don't have to be this ugly. David... what were you thinking? Or drinking?

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