Caden has responded to our mocking of his song "Yo Name" in a MySpace bulletin. He says:

So.........
Of course we all know, that there are HATERS, in this world....people that will do anything to defame you.... (ie, votefortheworst, and other hilariously pathetic sites)
But I just wanted to clarify to my fans, that YO NAME is not a new song....and neither are the pictures...in fact they are close to 4 YEARS OLD!!! LOL.....As you can guess, my voice and writing style has improved since then... Now, while I am still proud of the music, this is not my first single and will not be on my first record..... The song was released by my previous record label.....
Thanks to Rickey. org for promoting the single and for being a fan of it......you've always been great. As for the other sites, keep talking about me....it keeps me motivated to prove you wrong:)

Oops! We feel so bad that we assumed a song that says "2008 Genre Records" on your site is actually new. And we certainly will keep talking about you, because you make us laugh. I mean, how many gay strippers routinely pretend to be straight and think they have a shot at a record deal, yet have little to no chance of succeeding? Well... a lot. But you're our least favorite! We don't need to do anything to defame you, we merely post your songs and pictures and laugh. They're that funny.

For some reason, David Hernandez is still pretending to be straight. To help further this ridiculous facade, the gay stripper has released a new song called "Yo Name" on his Myspace. The song is awful, complete with amateur photography of him riding in a car with a tranny. Look, we're going to be blunt here, David. 1) No one likes you. Not even us. 2) Stop pretending to be straight. Not even your mom believes it. 3) You suck at singing and have no star potential. Go back to offering to give middle-aged men blow jobs for money. It might be the only thing you have a talent for.

He lets Extra film him while he gets a microderm abrasion. So sad. The unintentionally funny moments of the video are when he pretends to be straight and the announcer refers to him as not liking girly things, he refers to himself as "performing" but doesn't specify stripping or singing (it's stripping), and when he desperately pimps his MySpace at the end as if people will care to listen to him sing.

OK, so we overexaggerated on the last story. Constantine has work... in Desperation Tour 2008! Actually, it's just 4 American Idol finalists singing Christmas songs on December 3rd at the State Theatre in Easton, PA. The desperate out-of-work Idols who will be performing there are Constantine (ugh!), Kimberly Caldwell (double ugh!), David Hernandez (who?), and Diana Degarmo. Seriously, Diana. We don't even care that much about you but you can definitely do better than this group of desperate wannabes. Drop out and let someone truly pathetic take your place... like Carly Smithson. Thanks to MJ's Big Blog for the tip!

Nice try, Caden. Perez Hilton has pictures up of David Hernandez making out with a desperate female who doesn't know he's gay. And behind him is probably his current trick saying, "Are we done with this fake stuff yet so we can go back to the hotel room and bone?" Poor, Caden. So desperate for attention. David who?

PageSix has a post-boot interview with David Hernandez where he says he's not ashamed of his stripper past. David is quoted as saying, “I think America is smart enough by now to know that people’s personal lives should not influence their musical career.” People's personal lives ALWAYS affect their careers. *cough* Britney Spears *cough* David also says that the producers knew about his stripping all along (duh) and that he's “not ashamed of anything in my past.” Past? This was like 5 months ago. You were doing it up until you had to leave for Hollywood week on Idol. That's not your past, that's like yesterday. Oh well, his delusions about getting a record deal are even funnier, but hey, maybe America likes closeted gay stripper pizza bistro workers more than we think! Maybe this whole thing has just taught him to stop lying for no reason at least.

The always hilarious folks at The Soup parodied our site this week and showed us just how much Danny "wasn't likin" being voted of Idol. Oh yeah, that stripper guy and the asthmatic kid is in it too. Check it out!

American Idol is idiotic enough to start the American Idol Live Hotline (323-874-7777). If you call, the voicemail asks for a question you'd like to ask the contestants or judges. It also asks you to leave a phone number so they can call you back. They want to get someone to ask a question live on the air. So feel free to call and attempt this with a fake question, and then switch it up to a VFTW question when you're live! Of course, the "live callers" will probably all be production staff pretending to be callers. So do what we've done so far and just leave the hotline a bunch of funny messages such as

"Did you (GASP) notice that (GASP) David Archuleta (GASP) does this annoying (GASP) gasping (GASP) this during his (GASP) performances?"

"Hey Hernandez, I've got 20 singles with your name on them. Shake it over this way, sweet cheeks."

"Hey Brooke White, this is He-Man. You'll never conquer Eternia. And eat a cheeseburger while you're at it."

Remember, we may not make it on the show, but they still have to go through all of our messages and listen to each one.