Wow, this was terrible without a video, and now it's 100 times worse. The melisma makes us want to cry... or savagely rip out Katharine's vocal chords. Yes, more the second one.

Here is Katharine McPhee's new song "Connected" for some Barbie movie. Bitch sure is "connected", otherwise how the hell is she STILL putting out crappy music every month even though she was dropped by her label? More likely, Daddy McPhee is "connected". Though at least this song has less of her obnoxious melisma. Can we all raise money to blacklist her in Hollywood or something? Something must be done.

And it's terrible. We dare you to try to make it all the way through. How can you possibly butcher a song so horribly when the original is just basically talking? Well, Katharine figured out a way. Whose dick is she sucking to still be making records? Seriously.

David Foster is not content to just let Katharine McPhee's career slowly devolve into porn, so he keeps getting her jobs. This time it's singing for a Japanese airline commerical. Dude, seriously. Stop it. No one likes Katharine except you. We don't know why you've selected her to be your fag hag, but just let her singing career die already. Thanks to MJ's Big Blog for making us aware of this.

Just when we thought we'd never have to hear from the bumblebee hooker of melisma ever again after she was dropped from her record label, Randy Jackson has decided to resurrect Katharine McPhee's singing career by giving her a track on his upcoming album. The track is a duet with the misguided Elliott Yamin, who should be focusing on releasing another hit song and not doing crap like this. But here is the terrible song "Real Love". After listening to it, what's your comment? Thanks to MJ's Big Blog for the song leak.

Yesterday in Beverley Hills, Katharine McPhee was married to the boyfriend she claimed to not have while on American Idol. Katharine and Nick Coaks, 42, officially tied the knot in front of 305 guests, including Kellie Pickler and Mandisa. Our bumblebee hooker of melisma is all grown up! *sniff* Nick is a failed entertainer like Katharine, so the marriage is the perfect combination of lack of talent. Being that her career is going so poorly, Katharine tried to hawk the wedding photos to tabloid magazines unsuccessfully. Hopefully they will retreat to a honeymoon in another country so we won't have to hear anything new about Katharine for at least a week.

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Entertainment Weekly reports that everyone's least favorite Idol runner up Katharine McPhee will star in an Adam Sandler produced comedy with Anna Faris (Scary Movie). Faris stars as an exiled Playboy bunny who seeks refuge in a sorority house, and Katharine plays an unintelligent sorority girl. I thought the report said she was acting? Well at least when she has scripted lines to say, the stuff that comes out of her mouth won't be nearly as obnoxious.