This is actually a pretty terrible performance, can he even hear the key the instruments are in?

Sounding great, Ayla! Look at that huge crowd. The other Idols who are playing small bars and kicking out bands who make posters of them are probably very jealous. Great performance!

Hey, no confederate flag this time! Kristy's sounding good in her debut video, and the song's very catchy. Despite looking a little bland, Kristy could potentially have a hit here. It's a pretty catchy song. Good for her.

106.7 Lite FM is sponsoring David Cook's new video. They are also playing such rocking artists on their station as Leona Lewis and Natasha Bedingfield. FAIL. But you can click above to see the music video. It's about a girl who falls in love with a homely guy working at a diner.

Jason Cash-Ho has a new song. Could no one show him how to properly use a video camera? Or is the entire family just currently stoned?

Today is the Aussie Douche's 30th birthday. Coincidentally, he doesn't look a day over 40.

Poser Constantcrap and talks to Fox News about his new musical, "Rock of Ages". Cumstainedteeth still hasn't changed, complaining and looking as greasy and pathetic as ever. Wonder when this musical will be canceled?

Gaspy gasped his way through "God Bless America" last night at the Devil Rays-Red Sox game. Why is he singing this and not the National Anthem? And we think that he's letting out his inner melisma diva a little too much at the end there. You go, girl. Snap!